Snack Selector Gifts

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Little league world series of poker.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Stupid Microwave

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'