Snack Lovers In Theaters Pillows

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Super Heroes.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Pope tarts.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Boy defends his last fry.

Inactive wear store.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Pizza-Matic

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."