Snack Lovers In Theaters Gifts

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Super Heroes.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Table Of The Elephants

Inactive wear store.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

Pizza-Matic

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Artist and chiken

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."