Movie Snack Critic Gifts

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

'They're not that intelligent.'

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

"Tasty and nutritious? Any five year old knows that's a contradiction in terms."

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

'Not ME... I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"