Lovers Of Gourmet Snacks Gifts

Would kill for some hors d'oeuvres right about now.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Pope tarts.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Boy defends his last fry.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Artist and chiken

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ