Lovers Of Gourmet Snacks Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

Artist and chiken

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"We grind our own catnip."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."