Sneaky Cinema Snackers Pillows

'Do you really think we can sneak this candy in?'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Greedy child

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Apple Tree Dispenser

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

'Obese brother'.

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'