Stealth Snacker Pillows

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"You complete me."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."