Smooth Operators Gifts

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bryan Ferry

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

The Language of Love

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I couldn't afford flowers, but I got a really good deal on Kenny G.'

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Social butterfly

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Woman holding two phones together.