Smooth Caster Gifts

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Toadstools

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Bryan Ferry

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"At least she's reading."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Witches at a cauldron.

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

The Language of Love

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'