Smooth Caster Mugs

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Toadstools

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bryan Ferry

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"At least she's reading."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

The Language of Love

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'