Smooth Jazz Lover Gifts

"It's fine if you don't want to talk about the elephant in the room, but could we at least turn down the constant cool jazz."

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

Chano Pozo,

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Piano Keyboard

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Louis Armstrong.

Volcaniax

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'