Smooth Jazz Skeptic Gifts

'On this final point we cannot negotiate...no more smooth jazz in the break room.'

Louis Armstrong

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

Piano Keyboard

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Double Saxophone

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The band.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Red hot little combo

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Philip Larkin

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Musical Pipe

Cab Calloway Swings

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Frank Sinatra.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Dave Brubeck

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."