Smooth Jazz Skeptic T-Shirts

'On this final point we cannot negotiate...no more smooth jazz in the break room.'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Piano Keyboard

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dynamite little combo

Bryan Ferry

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Double Saxophone

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The band.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Red hot little combo

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musical Pipe

Philip Larkin

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Scat!"