Smooth Jazz Enthusiast T-Shirts

Right place. Right time.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Piano Keyboard

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The Just Me Band"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"