Smooth Jazz Enthusiast Gifts

Right place. Right time.

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Chano Pozo,

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Piano Keyboard

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Dynamite little combo

Bryan Ferry

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"The Just Me Band"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"You know you're getting old when..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

B.B. King

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'