Smooth Jazz Aficionado T-Shirts

'I couldn't afford flowers, but I got a really good deal on Kenny G.'

Grover Washington Jr.

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Piano Keyboard

Dynamite little combo

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Volcaniax

Louis Armstrong.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

B.B. King

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"