Jazz Lover Gifts

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

"Any requests?"

Cats play jazz to a rat.

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"Could you at least just try to express how you feel in words?"

'...and on Bass...'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

"Great News Mr Wilkins...you'll still be able to play the harmonica."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

The Dog Pound Blues

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'You must be the trombonist.'

A musician is sleeping rough covered by sheet music.

"Take my hams, I want to lose them. Take my slaws, I'll never use them."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'Mr President - this is an emergency, stars fell on Alabama last night!'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'...Dizzy Gillespie's banjo days.'

Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."

Nick Cave

Philip Larkin

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Swing Band

Mardi Gras

Musician

"I don't know about you, Tonto, but I can't remember our theme music changing from the William Tell overture to smooth Jazz!"

"My snake is into contemporary music."

Two musicians in pinstriped suits

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Two trumpeters practising.