Smooth Operators Mugs

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Bryan Ferry

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

The Language of Love

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Social butterfly

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Woman holding two phones together.

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'