Smoky Saloon-goer Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"It's the Florida kid."