Smoky Saloon-goer Mugs

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"It's the Florida kid."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."