Smoking Commentary Reader Gifts

Looking for a gift for the creative reader who appreciates clever smoking commentary? Discover humor-infused products that celebrate their love for thoughtful, provocative insights. These gifts are ideal for sparking conversations, igniting inspiration, or simply making them smile with smart and funny designs that resonate with their interest in smoking-related humor. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, find a gift that aligns with their unique taste and love for witty commentary.

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"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?" mockup

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything mockup

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!" mockup

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.' mockup

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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Give up Smoking!

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The Police - 1829

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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Identity Parade - Smoker.

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No Goldfishing. A-hem!

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel." mockup

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"Disrobe and we'll check my reflexes, I mean, your reflexes

"Disrobe and we'll check my reflexes, I mean, your reflexes mockup

"Disrobe and we'll check my reflexes, I mean, your reflexes

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...' mockup

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

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"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there." mockup

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

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Snowman

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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Smoking Commentary Reader Gifts Collection

Smoking Commentary Reader Mugs

Discover our full range of smoking commentary mugs designed to spark smiles and start conversations—perfect for the creative, witty recipient.

Smoking Commentary Reader Pillows

Find humorous and clever smoking commentary pillows, adding personality and laughter to their living space or reading nook.

Smoking Commentary Reader Prints

Browse our artistic prints featuring smoking commentary that inspire, amuse, and decorate with wit for the creative soul.

Smoking Commentary Reader T-Shirts

Explore our collection of smoking commentary t-shirts, blending humor and creativity to make bold style statements for the witty individual.