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"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Do you mind!!?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"The dog wants out again!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

Lady with facemask smoking

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Hell's Smoking Section

A cigar daño

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

"What are you thinking about?"

Smoking away money.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

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