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"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Do you mind!!?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"The dog wants out again!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Lady with facemask smoking

Hell's Smoking Section

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

A cigar daño

"What are you thinking about?"

Other Drug Paraphernalia

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

Smoking away money.

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'