Smoker On A Journey T-Shirts

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Professional woman in pub

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"It's for you."