Smoker On A Journey Mugs

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Professional woman in pub

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"It's for you."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.