Tobacco Twist Explorers T-Shirts

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Lighting a Pipe

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Exempli Gratia.

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

Lady with facemask smoking

Tobacco black-marketing.

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

'Right, where do I start?'

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

Tiny Mouse Hole

Smoking

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

"Tobacco stocks opened lower on rumors that tobacco stocks would get smoked at the opening of trading."

'Now where did I put that snuff can with the skin scrapings?'

Passive Aggressive

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.