Tobacco Twist Explorers Gifts

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Lighting a Pipe

Exempli Gratia.

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"I'll take this one!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Lady with facemask smoking

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

Tobacco black-marketing.

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

'Right, where do I start?'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'Now where did I put that snuff can with the skin scrapings?'

"Tobacco stocks opened lower on rumors that tobacco stocks would get smoked at the opening of trading."

Tiny Mouse Hole

Smoking

Passive Aggressive

Holes: regular, black, with cream.