Smoked Salmon Enthusiast Gifts

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Civilized Salmon

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Fish Farm.

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Pipe Down

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

Mashed potatoes...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sergei Rachmaninov

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"