Smoked Salmon Enthusiast T-Shirts

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Civilized Salmon

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Fish Farm.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'Smells good. What is it?'

Vaping cigarette

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Pipe Down

Albert Camus

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sergei Rachmaninov