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"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Civilized Salmon

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Catching flying fish...'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'