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"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Civilized Salmon

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers