Salmon Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Horror movies

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Civilized Salmon

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...