Smoked Food Enthusiast Gifts

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.