Smoked Food Enthusiast Mugs

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Pope tarts.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

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