Smoked Meat Enthusiast Mugs

"All I've got left is smoked."

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Family Butcher.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

*=Hotdog

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."