Smoke Hater Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your decor with pillows that proudly declare your dislike for smoke. Cozy, fun, and a little rebellious—perfect for your lounge or bedroom.

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'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'

'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!' mockup

'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Smokey The Tree"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.' mockup

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

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'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!' mockup

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

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'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!' mockup

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

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F1 - Quit Smoking.

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.' mockup

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

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Pollution Look

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'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.' mockup

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

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Confucius say: shut up.

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"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry." mockup

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

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'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!' mockup

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

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"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..." mockup

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

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'Smells good. What is it?'

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"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum." mockup

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

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'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.' mockup

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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The smoking Gun

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Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

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NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available. mockup

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?" mockup

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.' mockup

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

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Give up Smoking!

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Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub. mockup

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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'Cigarette?'

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'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

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