Smoke Hater Gifts

'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Pollution Look

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Confucius say: shut up.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The smoking Gun

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Give up Smoking!

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

'Cigarette?'

The real cause of forest fires