Smartphone Starter Pillows

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Baby Mozart.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

International Speculators

Bonfire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

False starts.

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."