Smartphone Starter Gifts

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Baby Mozart.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

International Speculators

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Fire down."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

False starts.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"