Symphony Starter Gifts

Baby Mozart.

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

Toddler playing the cello

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Musical Bicycle.

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I think he is a composer.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Champagne Tasting.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"It's over!"

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.