Master Starter Gifts

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Baby Mozart.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Origins of a family tradition.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

The First Day Back

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

"Well, there goes summer..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'My mother made me apply.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

False starts.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"Fire down."

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

Graduate Job Openings