Career Starters Gifts

'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'

You don't have to be paid to work here but it helps!

Graduate Job Openings

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Go! Means NOW!

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

The First Day Back

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

The Remote Olympics

Ladder of Success.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

PERSONNEL, 'Do we have a health plan? Why -- Don't you feel well?'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

"Well, there goes summer..."

"Hogsworth, I'm starting my son at the bottom. No executive washroom key until he breaks 90."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.