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Baby Mozart.

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

Toddler playing the cello

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Musical Bicycle.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Pints of Lager

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I think he is a composer.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"It's over!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Louis Antoine Jullien

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Champagne Tasting.

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