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Vienna Brass Ensemble

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Baby Mozart.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Travelling

Target your customer.

Drummer

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Win - win

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Antonio Vivaldi

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"