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Bach in a Hot Tub!

Baby Mozart.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Maestro

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Giuseppe Verdi

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Musical Bicycle.

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"The guy's a natural!"

Michail Glinka

More Arts Council cuts...

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

James Levine

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"I swear I'll get up and go mouse hunting as soon as this spot of sun is gone."

Marine Band

Sir John Barbirolli

Spring Training

Antonin Dvorak

Claudio Monteverdi

Violinists.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Bowel movement in D minor.

Giuseppe Verdi

Beethoven's 10th

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'