Band Starter T-Shirts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Baby Mozart.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Check out this new store."

"Merry Christmas"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Origins of a family tradition.

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."