Revolution Starter Gifts

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Baby Mozart.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

The wine-shop

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Origins of a family tradition.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Alexei Kosygin

Let them eat cake!

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

François Guizot

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"Woah - remember humans?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

One after another

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"