Revolution Starter Gifts

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Baby Mozart.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

The wine-shop

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Origins of a family tradition.

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Let them eat cake!

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

François Guizot

Alexei Kosygin

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"Woah - remember humans?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

One after another

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"