Smartphone Snapper Pillows

Duck Taking A Selfie

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Turn it around to catch its good side."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

Digital Fomo!

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

The Final Selfie

Vacation Bus Photo

"I have an app for that."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Brat"

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"This is gonna be great!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Bashful Royal Guard

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."