Smartphone Snapper Mugs

Duck Taking A Selfie

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Turn it around to catch its good side."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

Digital Fomo!

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

United Church of OMG

Vacation Bus Photo

The Final Selfie

"I have an app for that."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"This is gonna be great!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Proper I.Q. required"

Bashful Royal Guard

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."