Cellular Snapper Pillows

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Music downloads

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

The Body, Inc. Sounds like a good idea but we should run it by the DNA department first.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

Your Eyesore Here.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

No Flash Photography of Meals

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

Witch

The Evolution of fish

Welcome Back!

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

No, I can't change my spots, but this Instagram filter can.

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

15 Second Grocery Delivery

Duck Taking A Selfie

'Can you hear me now?'